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Dirty Joke 24 0
Started by GPAA-Dominic
Her is a 'Dirty' joke . . . . A white horse falls into a mud pit. Ha Ha Ha!
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08 May 2019 10:26 AM |
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Newbie Gold panning success 110 0
Started by AZMouse4Gold
Just me and my hubbies luck: We're pretty new at panning and headed up to a claim in Arizona last summer. Hubby is working the dig. I'm hauling the buckets to classify the dirt. Low and behold! Success in one bucket! 3 small, golden brown, almost transparent scorpions! We hit pay dirt! Found 2 more by the end of the day... Not exactly the color we were looking for, but we called it a successful day because there were no bites! The scorpions were released a couple of yards away from us... So fa...
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13 Apr 2019 12:38 PM |
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1st time with new 4 dredge brought the boys with 2035 0
Started by CRAIGRC56@YAHOO.COM
Well got all set up miles from anywhere on bedrock not 5 minutes into the whole event my son gets diharria bad.well as a single dad it w was a horror show flathead national forest Montana.my son will never forget it!
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02 Aug 2018 08:26 AM |
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26 Jun 2018 04:54 PM |
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Out of Gas 9686 2
Started by joestas
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by JOSEPH STASIKONIS  09 Jun 2018 06:43 PM |
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New Career,,, 1005 0
Started by minermike
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A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could.
When time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, she was surprised to find that she had obtained a mark of 150.
Fearing an error, she called the instructor, saying &ldqu...
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02 Apr 2018 08:41 AM |
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Wrong! 720 0
Started by Merle Mitchell
Had a guy pull up to the gas pumps around 11 am on the first day of the hunt. An older man with his wife. They get out and he is all smile! He says 'you boys seen my elk!' My friend and I walked over to take a look. We look in the bed of the truck. Look at each other, look at the man, look back at the carcass. Without thinking I say, 'your joking'. The man got a little upset, thinking I was making fun of his kill. I said 'sir, that is a mule!' He says 'dont be silly, its a cow elk and I tagged i...
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29 Mar 2018 09:33 AM |
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1 Replies and 936 Views
Poker player,,, 936 1
Started by minermike
''Six old retired guys are sat playing poker at Gary’s house one night when Rocco loses 600 bucks on a single hand. At the shock of this he clutches his chest and then drops dead from a heart attack.
Tony asks, “Who’s going to go and tell the situation to his wife”
None of them want this horrible job so they finally decide to cut the pack, and lowest card loses and has to go tell her.
Ronald draws a three and loses so he’s the one who has to go and break the b...
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by Merle Mitchell 29 Mar 2018 09:11 AM |
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Poker player,,, 625 0
Started by minermike
''Six old retired guys are sat playing poker at Gary’s house one night when Rocco loses 600 bucks on a single hand. At the shock of this he clutches his chest and then drops dead from a heart attack.
Tony asks, “Who’s going to go and tell the situation to his wife”
None of them want this horrible job so they finally decide to cut the pack, and lowest card loses and has to go tell her.
Ronald draws a three and loses so he’s the one who has to go and break the b...
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29 Mar 2018 08:23 AM |
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1 Replies and 1775 Views
Bear attack 1775 1
Started by Patfromoh
A fellow was mining in the BC wilderness when he was attacked by a bear. The beast snuck upon him while kneeling beside a creek and hit him pretty hard across the back knocking him over. The prospector knew right away it was a bear attack and did his best to be submissive and played as dead as he could while being mauled. The worst of his injuries was a rake across the face which tore away both his eyelids but he managed to survive and spent several weeks in the hospital.
The doctors did all th...
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by Merle Mitchell 27 Mar 2018 04:38 PM |
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2 Replies and 2834 Views
I could have been eaten... 2834 2
Started by PaGroundhog
I got introduced to gold panning in June 2017 and since I was planning a motorcycle trip out to Colorado up through Wyoming and back through South Dakota to Pennsylvania , I figured I would bring along some gear. While I was camping on the west side of Yellowstone, I ran into a local who suggested going to Virginia City, MT. Off I rolled, with buckets, sluice and gear hanging off the bike. Once there I find a local who points me down a dirt road. I got permission to dig on a claim. N...
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by ARTHUR WAUGH 25 Mar 2018 05:42 PM |
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Dr, visit,,,, 697 0
Started by minermike
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A Doctor recently had a patient “drop” in on him for an unscheduled appointment.
“What can I do for you today” the Doctor asked.
The old gentleman replied: “Doctor, please help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my arms go weak, I can hardly catch my breath… Doctor, I’m scared!”
The Doctor, looking at his eighty five years old patient, said: “Mr. Atkins, these sensations tend to happen over time, especiall...
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23 Mar 2018 07:26 PM |
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4 Replies and 6535 Views
An Irishman walks out of a bar 6535 4
Started by Stumbletown Miner
That's the joke, get it...An Irishman walks out of a bar...Oh come on, it's funny after a few rounds of Jamison.
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by PAT O'MASTERS 22 Mar 2018 06:49 PM |
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01 Aug 2017 02:30 PM |
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1 Replies and 19967 Views
Who is Happy to See You? 19967 1
Started by voodoo
Hypothetically Speaking (of course)
If you were to lock your significant other, along with your dog, in the trunk of your car and came back about 30 minutes later, who is happy to see you
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by ARTHUR WAUGH 01 Jun 2017 01:02 PM |
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Why did the chicken cross the road? 2710 0
Started by voodoo
Why did the chicken cross the road
To go see his less than intelligent friend.
Knock, Knock
Who's There
The Chicken.
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01 Jun 2017 03:36 AM |
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2 Replies and 12341 Views
A 3-D Race 12341 2
Started by rbp
I don't know about you, but for myself it is very refreshing to see a 3 party race for the 2016 Presidential election for a change. Yes land mark history is about to be made with this 3 party race, instead of the normal 2 party race that we have become accustomed to in the past, for this race will influence our lives and America for many years to come. So lets take a look at the players in this historic event.
First we have ...
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by ADAM ANDREWS 19 Jan 2017 08:36 PM |
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Gold Shrinks 7768 1
Started by rbp
Over time one may have noticed how big the gold looks sitting in the black sands and also how much fine gold there appears to be when panning. It looks as if there is a lot of nice size pieces of flour gold in the pan throughout the black sand and when all the black sand is panned out, a mystical, magical, transformation takes place, the gold shrinks.
Next, the gold is let to dry in the pan and it shrinks again.
Now, the dry gold is put in a gla...
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by ROBERT GALYAN 16 Oct 2016 01:26 PM |
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The Perfect Membership 4840 1
Started by rbp
Come on gang it's time to lighten up a bit here for it seems that some people mistakenly think that they have bought the super special presidential elite membership package, a.k.a. ' The Perfect Membership ' instead of the normal mediocre club membership.
Now I can understand their frustration when they find out that they do not have access to the ' Hold Your Hand 24/7 Hot Line ' which is always busy because 1 or 2 members are always hogging the line...
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by Brad Lamb 01 Oct 2016 03:31 AM |
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A little song I wrote about baby gold miners 5239 0
Started by bobnlee2k
Here is a song I wrote about little gold miners.
I believe the old Creedence Clearwater Revival tune for 'Cotton Fields' will work pretty well
with this song.
Beware, once you start humming or singing it, it will stay with you for several hours.
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Little Bitty Gold Miner
When I was a Little Bitty Gold Miner,
My Papa would rock me in a miners cradle,
In those old Gold Fields back Home !
It was down in Colorado,
Just...
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03 Aug 2016 01:35 PM |
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1 Replies and 20051 Views
$1M and Gold Mining 20051 1
Started by macturney
ChooChoo had worked hard most of his life and at the ripe age
of 60 had finally saved up a million dollars and decided to follow his dream of
gold mining. After 10 years and now at the age of 70 he had finally found a
beautiful 1.5 ounce gold nugget but his million dollars was gone.
He decided to put his 1.5 ounce nugget up for sale on eBay
and he got an email about it. This is the discussion: How much do you want for
the nugget ChooChoo Signed: BooCoo
ChooChoo replied, one million doll...
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by jon stansberry 15 Jan 2016 09:37 PM |
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by Len Solarz 06 Jan 2016 03:11 AM |
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Poem 7747 0
Started by dsnewsom
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31 May 2015 03:04 AM |
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7 Replies and 20903 Views
A PROSPECTOR AND HIS OUTFIT 20903 7
Started by joestas
A PROSPECTOR AND HIS OUTFIT
1898
The following list of necessaries it is as full as can
be given by anyone, and is more than the average prospector generally needs. As
a rule, we would say take as little as you possibly can, and do not overburden
yourself with impedimenta.
First. Two pairs of heavy blankets,
weighing about 8 pounds each.
Second. A buffalo robe or blanket lined
poncho.
Third. Suit of strong gray woolen
clothes, pair of brown jean trou...
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by JOSEPH STASIKONIS 28 Apr 2015 05:54 PM |
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The dog and the butcher 4815 0
Started by goldhammer
From Yahoo the other day....
Guy goes into the local butcher shop and sees a black lab with a small coin purse around his neck, sitting patiently behind the customer at the counter. When the dog's turn comes, the butcher says what do you need Dog puts a paw on the glass in front of the hamburger, butcher asks how much do you want. Dog barks twice, butcher wraps up two pounds. Anything else the butcher asks Dog puts a paw on the glass in front of the pork ...
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