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Tip to greenhorns 464 0
Started by davescott.lucy@gmail.com
There are 3 different ways of understanding your fellow prospector you meet them on the claim and ask them how they are doing 1. He/she says they haven’t seen 2 colors all day long. That means they are on the Mothers Load and they aren’t going to tell you! 2. Person says he is getting rich with his digging. That means they haven’t seen 2 colors all day long! 3. You only get a quick glimpse of 3 as they are heading back to the truck and they Yell back I Struck the Mother Load ...
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19 Mar 2022 08:46 PM |
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Bear attack 4582 4
Started by dukedillon@ymail.com
A fellow was mining in the BC wilderness when he was attacked by a bear. The beast snuck upon him while kneeling beside a creek and hit him pretty hard across the back knocking him over. The prospector knew right away it was a bear attack and did his best to be submissive and played as dead as he could while being mauled. The worst of his injuries was a rake across the face which tore away both his eyelids but he managed to survive and spent several weeks in the hospital.
The doctors did all th...
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by JEFF SMITH  09 Jun 2021 01:30 PM |
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Called a bluff 2807 0
Started by riverruntackle@charter.net
A few years ago , my buddy Rob and myself were taking a fishing trip to Canada, and I explained that I was taking a stream sluice, a few tools and some pans with us to prospect for gold. So we were having a blast catching lots of fish, seeing a lot of moose and exploring the bush. We came upon a spot on a creek that was strewn with quartz boulders and some red coloring to the walls. We started probing around and found some likely areas ,we thought ,for gold to drop out .After a good portion of a...
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31 Aug 2020 11:59 PM |
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Grizzled gold panner 712 0
Started by thipdar@comcast.net
Years ago, I was on my claim near Camptonville. While I was there, this one-armed gold panner showed up, and started 'talking shop' with me. His voice sounded like old whiskey and sourdough and he looked like Gabby Hayes. What really got to me was when he held up his left hand and said 'Y'know, I found a nugget this big one time!'
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02 Jun 2020 11:22 PM |
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by DON GREENO 03 Apr 2020 10:32 AM |
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1 Replies and 2254 Views
Why the Chicken crossed the road 2254 1
Started by sdreaume@gmail.com
Why did the chicken crossed the road To prove to the Raccoon it can be done.
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by Robert Scarborough 05 Sep 2019 02:30 PM |
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1 Replies and 1389 Views
Newbie Gold panning success 1389 1
Started by mouse2silly4u@yahoo.com
Just me and my hubbies luck: We're pretty new at panning and headed up to a claim in Arizona last summer. Hubby is working the dig. I'm hauling the buckets to classify the dirt. Low and behold! Success in one bucket! 3 small, golden brown, almost transparent scorpions! We hit pay dirt! Found 2 more by the end of the day... Not exactly the color we were looking for, but we called it a successful day because there were no bites! The scorpions were released a couple of yards away from us... So fa...
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by robert murata 10 Jun 2019 10:26 PM |
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Dirty Joke 858 0
Started by GPAA-Dominic
Her is a 'Dirty' joke . . . . A white horse falls into a mud pit. Ha Ha Ha!
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08 May 2019 10:26 AM |
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0 Replies and 2987 Views
1st time with new 4 dredge brought the boys with 2987 0
Started by CRAIGRC56@YAHOO.COM
Well got all set up miles from anywhere on bedrock not 5 minutes into the whole event my son gets diharria bad.well as a single dad it w was a horror show flathead national forest Montana.my son will never forget it!
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02 Aug 2018 08:26 AM |
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0 Replies and 2180 Views
Metal Detector 2180 0
Started by joe@jas-gold.com
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26 Jun 2018 04:54 PM |
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2 Replies and 10747 Views
Out of Gas 10747 2
Started by joe@jas-gold.com
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by JOSEPH STASIKONIS 09 Jun 2018 06:43 PM |
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New Career,,, 1780 0
Started by au.hg1amg@yahoo.com
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A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could.
When time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, she was surprised to find that she had obtained a mark of 150.
Fearing an error, she called the instructor, saying &ldqu...
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02 Apr 2018 08:41 AM |
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Wrong! 1455 0
Started by tensixty66@gmail.com
Had a guy pull up to the gas pumps around 11 am on the first day of the hunt. An older man with his wife. They get out and he is all smile! He says 'you boys seen my elk!' My friend and I walked over to take a look. We look in the bed of the truck. Look at each other, look at the man, look back at the carcass. Without thinking I say, 'your joking'. The man got a little upset, thinking I was making fun of his kill. I said 'sir, that is a mule!' He says 'dont be silly, its a cow elk and I tagged i...
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29 Mar 2018 09:33 AM |
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1 Replies and 1944 Views
Poker player,,, 1944 1
Started by au.hg1amg@yahoo.com
''Six old retired guys are sat playing poker at Gary’s house one night when Rocco loses 600 bucks on a single hand. At the shock of this he clutches his chest and then drops dead from a heart attack.
Tony asks, “Who’s going to go and tell the situation to his wife”
None of them want this horrible job so they finally decide to cut the pack, and lowest card loses and has to go tell her.
Ronald draws a three and loses so he’s the one who has to go and break the b...
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by Merle Mitchell 29 Mar 2018 09:11 AM |
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Poker player,,, 1319 0
Started by au.hg1amg@yahoo.com
''Six old retired guys are sat playing poker at Gary’s house one night when Rocco loses 600 bucks on a single hand. At the shock of this he clutches his chest and then drops dead from a heart attack.
Tony asks, “Who’s going to go and tell the situation to his wife”
None of them want this horrible job so they finally decide to cut the pack, and lowest card loses and has to go tell her.
Ronald draws a three and loses so he’s the one who has to go and break the b...
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29 Mar 2018 08:23 AM |
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2 Replies and 4091 Views
I could have been eaten... 4091 2
Started by civilian_again@yahoo.com
I got introduced to gold panning in June 2017 and since I was planning a motorcycle trip out to Colorado up through Wyoming and back through South Dakota to Pennsylvania , I figured I would bring along some gear. While I was camping on the west side of Yellowstone, I ran into a local who suggested going to Virginia City, MT. Off I rolled, with buckets, sluice and gear hanging off the bike. Once there I find a local who points me down a dirt road. I got permission to dig on a claim. N...
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by ARTHUR WAUGH 25 Mar 2018 05:42 PM |
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Dr, visit,,,, 1453 0
Started by au.hg1amg@yahoo.com
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A Doctor recently had a patient “drop” in on him for an unscheduled appointment.
“What can I do for you today” the Doctor asked.
The old gentleman replied: “Doctor, please help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my arms go weak, I can hardly catch my breath… Doctor, I’m scared!”
The Doctor, looking at his eighty five years old patient, said: “Mr. Atkins, these sensations tend to happen over time, especiall...
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23 Mar 2018 07:26 PM |
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4 Replies and 7720 Views
An Irishman walks out of a bar 7720 4
Started by Stumbletown Miner
That's the joke, get it...An Irishman walks out of a bar...Oh come on, it's funny after a few rounds of Jamison.
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by PAT O'MASTERS 22 Mar 2018 06:49 PM |
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01 Aug 2017 02:30 PM |
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1 Replies and 20976 Views
Who is Happy to See You? 20976 1
Started by voodoo
Hypothetically Speaking (of course)
If you were to lock your significant other, along with your dog, in the trunk of your car and came back about 30 minutes later, who is happy to see you
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by ARTHUR WAUGH 01 Jun 2017 01:02 PM |