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0 Replies and 160 Views Grizzled gold panner  160  0 Started by  thipdar@comcast.net Years ago, I was on my claim near Camptonville. While I was there, this one-armed gold panner showed up, and started 'talking shop' with me. His voice sounded like old whiskey and sourdough and he looked like Gabby Hayes. What really got to me was when he held up his left hand and said 'Y'know, I found a nugget this big one time!'
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02 Jun 2020 11:22 PM
1 Replies and 761 Views becoming aware of surroundings in all this downtime  761  1 Started by  BALROGK@GMAIL.COM Three days without sports... Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she's my wife.She seems nice
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by  DON GREENOJump to last post
03 Apr 2020 10:32 AM
1 Replies and 1572 Views Why the Chicken crossed the road  1572  1 Started by  tisbrew@hotmail.com Why did the chicken crossed the road To prove to the Raccoon it can be done.
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by  Robert ScarboroughJump to last post
05 Sep 2019 02:30 PM
1 Replies and 793 Views Newbie Gold panning success  793  1 Started by  AZMouse4Gold Just me and my hubbies luck: We're pretty new at panning and headed up to a claim in Arizona last summer. Hubby is working the dig. I'm hauling the buckets to classify the dirt. Low and behold! Success in one bucket! 3 small, golden brown, almost transparent scorpions! We hit pay dirt! Found 2 more by the end of the day... Not exactly the color we were looking for, but we called it a successful day because there were no bites! The scorpions were released a couple of yards away from us... So fa...
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by  robert murataJump to last post
10 Jun 2019 10:26 PM
0 Replies and 347 Views Dirty Joke  347  0 Started by  GPAA-Dominic Her is a 'Dirty' joke . . . . A white horse falls into a mud pit. Ha Ha Ha!
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08 May 2019 10:26 AM
0 Replies and 2399 Views 1st time with new 4 dredge brought the boys with  2399  0 Started by  CRAIGRC56@YAHOO.COM Well got all set up miles from anywhere on bedrock not 5 minutes into the whole event my son gets diharria bad.well as a single dad it w was a horror show flathead national forest Montana.my son will never forget it!
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02 Aug 2018 08:26 AM
0 Replies and 1626 Views Metal Detector  1626  0 Started by  joe@jas-gold.com
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26 Jun 2018 04:54 PM
2 Replies and 10090 Views Out of Gas  10090  2 Started by  joe@jas-gold.com
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by  JOSEPH STASIKONISJump to last post
09 Jun 2018 06:43 PM
0 Replies and 1273 Views New Career,,,  1273  0 Started by  au.hg1amg@yahoo.com '' A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could. When time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, she was surprised to find that she had obtained a mark of 150. Fearing an error, she called the instructor, saying &ldqu...
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02 Apr 2018 08:41 AM
0 Replies and 998 Views Wrong!  998  0 Started by  tensixty66@gmail.com Had a guy pull up to the gas pumps around 11 am on the first day of the hunt. An older man with his wife. They get out and he is all smile! He says 'you boys seen my elk!' My friend and I walked over to take a look. We look in the bed of the truck. Look at each other, look at the man, look back at the carcass. Without thinking I say, 'your joking'. The man got a little upset, thinking I was making fun of his kill. I said 'sir, that is a mule!' He says 'dont be silly, its a cow elk and I tagged i...
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29 Mar 2018 09:33 AM
1 Replies and 1296 Views Poker player,,,  1296  1 Started by  au.hg1amg@yahoo.com ''Six old retired guys are sat playing poker at Gary’s house one night when Rocco loses 600 bucks on a single hand. At the shock of this he clutches his chest and then drops dead from a heart attack. Tony asks, “Who’s going to go and tell the situation to his wife” None of them want this horrible job so they finally decide to cut the pack, and lowest card loses and has to go tell her. Ronald draws a three and loses so he’s the one who has to go and break the b...
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by  Merle MitchellJump to last post
29 Mar 2018 09:11 AM
0 Replies and 882 Views Poker player,,,  882  0 Started by  au.hg1amg@yahoo.com ''Six old retired guys are sat playing poker at Gary’s house one night when Rocco loses 600 bucks on a single hand. At the shock of this he clutches his chest and then drops dead from a heart attack. Tony asks, “Who’s going to go and tell the situation to his wife” None of them want this horrible job so they finally decide to cut the pack, and lowest card loses and has to go tell her. Ronald draws a three and loses so he’s the one who has to go and break the b...
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29 Mar 2018 08:23 AM
1 Replies and 2179 Views Bear attack  2179  1 Started by  Patfromoh A fellow was mining in the BC wilderness when he was attacked by a bear. The beast snuck upon him while kneeling beside a creek and hit him pretty hard across the back knocking him over. The prospector knew right away it was a bear attack and did his best to be submissive and played as dead as he could while being mauled. The worst of his injuries was a rake across the face which tore away both his eyelids but he managed to survive and spent several weeks in the hospital. The doctors did all th...
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by  Merle MitchellJump to last post
27 Mar 2018 04:38 PM
2 Replies and 3323 Views I could have been eaten...  3323  2 Started by  civilian_again@yahoo.com  I got introduced to gold panning in June 2017 and since I was planning a motorcycle trip out to Colorado up through Wyoming and back through South Dakota to Pennsylvania , I figured I would bring along some gear. While I was camping on the west side of Yellowstone, I ran into a local who suggested going to Virginia City, MT.  Off I rolled, with buckets, sluice and gear hanging off the bike. Once there I find a local who points me down a dirt road. I got permission to dig on a claim. N...
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by  ARTHUR WAUGHJump to last post
25 Mar 2018 05:42 PM
0 Replies and 956 Views Dr, visit,,,,  956  0 Started by  au.hg1amg@yahoo.com '' A Doctor recently had a patient “drop” in on him for an unscheduled appointment. “What can I do for you today” the Doctor asked. The old gentleman replied: “Doctor, please help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my arms go weak, I can hardly catch my breath… Doctor, I’m scared!” The Doctor, looking at his eighty five years old patient, said: “Mr. Atkins, these sensations tend to happen over time, especiall...
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23 Mar 2018 07:26 PM
4 Replies and 6981 Views An Irishman walks out of a bar  6981  4 Started by  Stumbletown Miner    That's the joke, get it...An Irishman walks out of a bar...Oh come on, it's funny after a few rounds of Jamison.
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by  PAT O'MASTERSJump to last post
22 Mar 2018 06:49 PM
0 Replies and 3035 Views How does a gold panner become a millionaire?  3035  0 Started by  Odokevin Start off as a billionaire
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01 Aug 2017 02:30 PM
1 Replies and 20336 Views Who is Happy to See You?  20336  1 Started by  voodoo   Hypothetically Speaking (of course)   If you were to lock your significant other, along with your dog, in the trunk of your car and came back about 30 minutes later, who is happy to see you
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by  ARTHUR WAUGHJump to last post
01 Jun 2017 01:02 PM
0 Replies and 2967 Views Why did the chicken cross the road?  2967  0 Started by  voodoo   Why did the chicken cross the road To go see his less than intelligent friend.     Knock, Knock Who's There The Chicken.
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01 Jun 2017 03:36 AM
2 Replies and 12741 Views A 3-D Race  12741  2 Started by  rockkingron@gmail.com      I don't know about you, but for myself it is very refreshing to see a 3 party race for the 2016 Presidential election for a change.  Yes land mark history is about to be made with this 3 party race, instead of the normal 2 party race that we have become accustomed to in the past, for this race will influence  our lives and America for many years to come.  So lets take a look at the players in this historic event.        First we have ...
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by  ADAM ANDREWSJump to last post
19 Jan 2017 08:36 PM
1 Replies and 8148 Views Gold Shrinks  8148  1 Started by  rockkingron@gmail.com   Over time one may have noticed how big the gold looks sitting in the black sands and also how much fine gold there appears to be when panning. It looks as if there is a lot of nice size pieces of flour gold in the pan throughout the black sand and when all the black sand is panned out, a mystical, magical, transformation takes place, the gold shrinks.      Next, the gold is let to dry in the pan and it shrinks again.      Now, the dry gold is put in a gla...
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by  ROBERT GALYANJump to last post
16 Oct 2016 01:26 PM
1 Replies and 5180 Views The Perfect Membership  5180  1 Started by  rockkingron@gmail.com      Come on gang it's time to lighten up a bit here for it seems that some people mistakenly think that they have bought the super special presidential elite membership package, a.k.a. ' The Perfect Membership ' instead of the normal mediocre club membership.      Now I can understand their frustration when they find out that they do not have access to the ' Hold Your Hand 24/7 Hot Line ' which is always busy because 1 or 2 members are always hogging the line...
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by  Brad LambJump to last post
01 Oct 2016 03:31 AM
0 Replies and 5475 Views A little song I wrote about baby gold miners  5475  0 Started by  robertj.scarborough@comcast.net Here is a song I wrote about little gold miners. I believe the old Creedence Clearwater Revival tune for 'Cotton Fields' will work pretty well with this song.  Beware, once you start humming or singing it, it will stay with you for several hours. ******************************************   Little Bitty Gold Miner   When I was a Little Bitty Gold Miner, My Papa would rock me in a miners cradle, In those old Gold Fields back Home !   It was down in Colorado, Just...
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03 Aug 2016 01:35 PM
1 Replies and 20395 Views $1M and Gold Mining  20395  1 Started by  macturney ChooChoo had worked hard most of his life and at the ripe age of 60 had finally saved up a million dollars and decided to follow his dream of gold mining. After 10 years and now at the age of 70 he had finally found a beautiful 1.5 ounce gold nugget but his million dollars was gone. He decided to put his 1.5 ounce nugget up for sale on eBay and he got an email about it. This is the discussion: How much do you want for the nugget ChooChoo Signed: BooCoo ChooChoo replied, one million doll...
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by  jon stansberryJump to last post
15 Jan 2016 09:37 PM
3 Replies and 10440 Views Precautionary Tip !  10440  3 Started by  yahooer@yahoo.com
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by  Len SolarzJump to last post
06 Jan 2016 03:11 AM
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