What Dysfunction?
Last Post 18 Aug 2014 08:41 PM by JASON DENNEY. 3 Replies.
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Jerrie MillmanUser is Offline
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18 May 2014 11:10 PM
    The classroom was in awe as the teacher welcomed various animal handlers to show and tell the various animals under their care. Little Johnny was particularly taken by the snake handler. After all the animals were shown, the teacher asked the children if they had any questions about the animals they had seen. Johnny was quick to raise his hand and was the first chosen. He asked, "Where can I get a snake? I think my daddy needs a new one." The snake handler, kind of bemused by the question, replied, "Well, you can get one in just about any type of pet store. But why would you say your daddy needs a new one? Has he had snakes before?" Johnny looked at him innocently as a 7 year old can and said, "I don't know but I heard him tell Momma last night that he had a reptile dysfunction."

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    31 Jul 2014 09:31 AM
    haha
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    02 Aug 2014 07:33 PM
    Love the joke but I was wondering if there are any other kids besides Johnnie ......
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    18 Aug 2014 08:41 PM
    he he
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