The dog and the butcher
Last Post 15 Jan 2015 04:08 PM by ARTHUR WAUGH. 0 Replies.
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15 Jan 2015 04:08 PM

    From Yahoo the other day....

     

    Guy goes into the local butcher shop and sees a black lab with a small coin purse around his neck, sitting patiently behind the customer at the counter.  When the dog's turn comes, the butcher says what do you need?  Dog puts a paw on the glass in front of the hamburger, butcher asks how much do you want.  Dog barks twice, butcher wraps up two pounds.  Anything else the butcher asks?  Dog puts a paw on the glass in front of the pork chops, how many is asked.  Dog barks four times, butcher wraps up four chops.  Dog goes to the end of the counter and the butcher takes payment out of the coin purse, and securely ties the purchase around the dogs neck.  Guy looks on in amazement and the butcher says, yeah, he comes in 2-3 times a week.  Guy follows the dog to a house in the neighborhood where the dog scratches at the door.  An older man opens the door and dog goes on in.  Guy tells the homeowner pretty smart dog you have there.  Owner says naw, he's not that smart.

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    That's the second time this week he has forgotten his key.

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